這絕對是面試中的經(jīng)典問題啦，HR肯定會拷問你上份工作有什么收獲？

扣扣熊當(dāng)然也不會跳過這題啦，就問奧巴馬Can you tell me about some of your accomplishment?

來來來，要找工作的，換工作的注意了，這題你是不是也不太會回答呢？

那么，你絕對要聽聽扣扣熊給的建議

都記住了吧，你得對癥下藥，先了解下面試公司的情況。

然后嘛，選擇一些過往成績來說，重點(diǎn)談你這些優(yōu)勢、成績對未來雇主有什么用，能給他們帶去怎樣的收益！

奧巴馬一臉受用，列舉了一些“工作成就”。

哎，人家取得的成績非一般人能達(dá)到了，我等凡人用不上他這套模板了，不過可以聽聽看嘛。

這里有個梗，奧巴馬談到了一項(xiàng)成績：促成了美國和古巴50年來，再次建交。

但扣扣熊就教奧巴馬，你得說未來雇主想聽到的話，建交之類的成就，一般公司都指望不上，畢竟公司沒法開展這項(xiàng)業(yè)務(wù)……

所以讓奧巴馬把這項(xiàng)成績說成：能用西班牙語交流（服氣，腦袋瓜活！）

Q4：談?wù)劦眠^哪些榮譽(yù)吧！

你面試是不是也被問過這個呢，真學(xué)霸，工作狂人肯定有一堆一堆的證書可以說……

那么，作為美國前總統(tǒng)，奧巴馬有拿過哪些“小紅花”呢？

Q5：你是怎樣的“主管”？

這一題可是面試的經(jīng)典題目，就是問你的行事風(fēng)格，工作方式。

來看看扣扣熊給奧巴馬出了道啥題目：

此處一語雙關(guān)，超級有梗。

在英文中fire有兩層意思，一是：開槍，另一個是“解雇”，扣扣熊問的本意是：你有沒有解雇過人？

但奧巴馬也很上道，超級會接梗，他這樣回答：

注解：海豹第六分隊(duì)是美國海軍1980年創(chuàng)建的一支特種部隊(duì)，主要職責(zé)是海外反恐怖行動，包括解救人質(zhì)，獵殺恐怖組織頭目。

Q6：你善于使用社交軟件嗎？

這也是面試中，HR的確會問到的問題。生活在現(xiàn)代社會，能夠玩轉(zhuǎn)社交媒體是個很大的加分項(xiàng)。

然而扣扣熊在這里問Do you have any experience with that? like twitter?這可是大有深意的。

這里是隱射奧巴馬的繼任者特朗普熱衷于“推特治國”，很多重大的決策都通過twitter發(fā)布，且有時話語前后矛盾。算是一個諷刺梗。

Q7： 你最大的缺點(diǎn)是什么？

這絕對是面試官最喜歡的問題。扣扣熊一本正經(jīng)地問了奧巴馬。

結(jié)果呢，奧巴馬支支吾吾的，沒能給出那種經(jīng)典的回答。

Q8：誰能給你的品行“背書”?

找工作時候，的確很多公司都需要做背景調(diào)查 （reference check）。

特別是外企，一般都有這個程序，在正式發(fā)你offer前，會讓你交幾個業(yè)界的人出來，他們會打電話去做背景調(diào)查，弄清楚你的能力、人品、資質(zhì)、性格等。

扣扣熊在這里問的這個問題，類似于這個意思，讓奧巴馬提供一個能給他“背書”的人。

奧巴馬果然是口才超好，而且反應(yīng)速度超快，找了火雞做他的背書人。

原因嘛，大家都懂得。每年感恩節(jié)期間，按照習(xí)俗，美國總統(tǒng)每年都會在感恩節(jié)前一天在白宮赦免一只火雞，使其免于成為感恩節(jié)大餐。

而得到總統(tǒng)特赦的“幸運(yùn)”火雞，將入住展覽館、游樂園或農(nóng)場，過起悠閑的退休生活。

所以這里，奧巴馬說有一些火雞欠他人情，能夠說明他是個仁慈、善良、品行不錯的人。

怎樣，這一問一答是不是超有梗，超有料的。

Funny Interview

PresidentBarack Obama is out of a job, but luckilyStephen Colbertwas on hand to help him with his interview skills for a hilarious skit onThe Late Showon Monday, October 17.

The pretaped segment saw the TV host surprise Obama in the White House, where he put on his persona of “Randy, the Office Manager” to grill the commander in chief about what he wants to do once his eight years of service are up.

Randy scanned POTUS’ resume and vowed to give him some tips to help him get employed.

He kicked off the amusing exchange by pointing out that 55 years old is “a tough time to be starting over for a man,” before asking him why he didn’t have any promotions in his previous job.

“Honestly there wasn’t a lot of room for advancement in my last job,” Obama replied. “The only one with a more powerful position was my wife.”

Randy wanted Obama to explain why he was leaving his role, and struggled with the fact he wasn’t being terminated but “he can’t stay.”

“I’m leaving because it's required by the 22nd amendment of the United States Constitution," explained Obama.

But Randy didn’t like his response: "OK, little tip, when you say staying at your job would be unconstitutional, what employers hear is that you stole office supplies.”

Obama pushed all the things he’d achieved as president of the United States, from getting health care for millions of people to reopening political relations with Cuba.

He then told Randy about his awards: “I have almost 30 honor degrees and I did get the Nobel Peace Prize,” he said.

When asked what that was for, he joked: “To be honest, I still don’t know.”

Being on a network television program meant Randy had to remind Obama that they couldn’t openly endorse either nominee,Hillary ClintonorDonald Trump.

So instead Randy wrapped up the interview by asking Obama about his “choice of snacks.”

“Would you care for an Extra-Fiber Nutrient Bar, which has traveled to more than 100 countries,” he asked. “Or this shriveled tangerine, covered in golden retriever hair, filled with bile, that I wouldn’t leave alone with the woman I love?”

”I think I’ll go with the fiber nutrient bar,” said Obama.

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